undercoverxmaid asked:
You deal with perverts, yes?
Pedophiliac perverts are my specialty, yes.
Is there something I can assist you with?
Hi, I'm Chris Hansen.
Why don't you have a seat over there?
geniuspurge replied to your post: I thought you were dead.
But there’s no bushes in space.
This is true.
But there are lightsabers.
phantomfleeing asked:
I thought you were dead.
Absolutely not.
I was always here.
Watching.
From the bushes.
chris—-hansen liked your photo: lighteninglove: Always reblog this picture.
FUCK OFF, HANSEN.
GET OUT FROM BEHIND THE BUSH.
FUCK OFF, HANSEN.
GET OUT FROM BEHIND THE BUSH.
Well, hello there. Charlie Sheen at your service.
Am I going to have to call child protective services?
Chris Hansen’s already on my tail!
Anonymous asked:
i was touchdd by a man with eleven fingers
Anonymous asked:
*steals your seat over there* AHAHAHA NOW NOBODY CAN HAVE A SEAT OVER THERE EXCEPT ME
—Yes. Absolutely right. Except you.
So, why don’t you have a seat over there?
